you win again, gameday.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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