these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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