He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
