I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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