I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Randomize
