I smell stomach acid.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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