problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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