my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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