this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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