Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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