Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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