thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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