I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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