New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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