Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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