She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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