we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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