that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My ass is underappreciated
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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