no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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