I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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