i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
