i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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