He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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