Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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