ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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