does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
dude. I can hear the air.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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