I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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