Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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