I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Randomize