Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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