So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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