Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
