Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
a search helicopter?!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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