we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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