Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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