I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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