Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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