If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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