Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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