I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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