this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
