Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
there is glitter all over my balls
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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