Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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