What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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