The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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