You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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