Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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