is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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