We're like a lot better than the average bears
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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