dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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