Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm sobbing to NWA
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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