did you get engaged???
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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