I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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