If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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