Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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