i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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