school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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