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  the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator

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• Girls... Chances are, there is a million guys in your town that will fuck you, you don't need a vibrator. Just knock on my door. A vibrator might be more pleasing, though...

  Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on May 1, 10 at 5:35pm

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  • haha, voted up for the cold honesty.

    Submitted by Siress on May 1, 10 at 7:55pm

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  • a vibrator is not a dildo.. it serves a different purpose and results in a different orgasm.

    Submitted by xsaint on May 3, 10 at 12:05am

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• I think I want to marry you

  Submitted by tommymeade5 on May 1, 10 at 3:16pm

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• You have either an old ass calculator or a tiny ass vibrator

  Submitted by klangford on May 1, 10 at 9:41pm

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• What the hell ahahahaha

  Submitted by MECKS on May 1, 10 at 3:32pm

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• Love it. My kind of girl.

  Submitted by jbubbya on May 1, 10 at 10:38pm

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• I could get to like this girl!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 7:30pm

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• Actually some really good vibes take AAA batteries which is the same as my graphing calc.

  Submitted by jackdot21 on May 1, 10 at 11:07pm

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• Anal = amazing.

  Submitted by FSG on May 1, 10 at 3:05pm

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• Leave em n just call me hehehe!

  Submitted by uhateme on May 1, 10 at 4:32pm

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• Cfreymarc, wtf do u mean "eeewww"...

  Submitted by mae on May 1, 10 at 8:55pm

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• One of my favorites hahaha

  Submitted by missjesika on May 1, 10 at 4:09pm

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• in soviet russia term semester isn't over until you take batteries out of vibrater and put them back into calculator

  Submitted by max420weed on May 2, 10 at 12:19am

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• Small vibe if it uses the same batteries

  Submitted by Michguy on May 1, 10 at 3:33pm

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• Hahaha hell yeah. Thursday baby!

  Submitted by magic_medicine on May 1, 10 at 9:25pm

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• Ahah I like this one.

  Submitted by gutsout on May 1, 10 at 3:36pm

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• Hahahahahava

  Submitted by purpleispretty on May 1, 10 at 3:58pm

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• ME TOO!

  Submitted by megaphone on May 1, 10 at 9:58pm

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• In Soviet Russia semester is not over until batteries are out of vibrater into calculator

  Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 1, 10 at 3:51pm

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• That's either a very small vibrator or a huge calculator!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 9:04pm

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• I hope FSG is a female 8o

  Submitted by MECKS on May 1, 10 at 3:34pm

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• I would be so depressed with my life of I had to use one

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 3:04pm

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  • Because getting dick is the goal of your life? God damn, I bet you couldn't even hack it through community college.

    Submitted by Siress on May 1, 10 at 7:57pm

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• Eweeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 1, 10 at 8:37pm

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• Hoar

  Submitted by amonymous on May 1, 10 at 4:13pm

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• @ 7:30, i already do...

  Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 2, 10 at 12:37am

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• Could you possibly afford an extra set of batteries?

  Submitted by kcs99 on May 2, 10 at 1:45am

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• Who has a calculator that uses batteries anymore?

  Submitted by centre21 on May 3, 10 at 8:37am

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  • You must be really dumb if you use a solar powered one... Last time I checked my TI-89/TI-83 runs on batteries. If you don't know what those are just stop speaking, ever.

    Submitted by LilNerdy on May 4, 10 at 3:42pm

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• Excellent prioritizing

  Submitted by Sarann on May 11, 11 at 9:18pm

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